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sick [Sample Entry]
Author: Kiya Sama
Fandom: Original
Prompt: #1 – In An Elevator
Pairings: None
Ratings: R
Warnings: Language
Word Count: 355
“Please, oh, please, hold that for me!”
Whoa! It’s the babe who works in accounting! Could she be…actually be talking to me? Dude! Score!
“Thank you so much for waiting. I have a meeting in a few minutes and I’m going to be so late. Are you going to the fifth floor?”
“Ah…yeah…”
“That’s great! I’m going there too!”
Oh man, she smells awesome. Please don’t let anyone else come in here. Oh God, please just let me have this moment alone with her…
“Oh? Hello? Hi Jake! Yeah, I’m on my way. I know! Hahaha…really?”
Not only does she smell great, her body’s fantastic! Check out the cans…and ass. The guys in the mail room are gonna flip when I tell them…
“What are you doing?”
“Huh?”
“You just touched my ass.”
“No…no, I didn’t!”
“Yes, you did you pervert! Urgh! Let me out of here!”
“Honest, I didn’t! My hands just accidentally brushed against…ow! Knock it off! Stop hitting me with your handbag!”
“That’s what you get for harassing me. Take this!”
Holy shit! My balls! My balls are on fire! Damn. Stupid. Bitch. Ah, great now someone else is about to come in.
“What’s going on here?”
“Be careful of the pervert, Mary Ellis. I suggest you use another elevator. Come on, let’s go.”
The pervert?! Dude, my reputation is ruined! And I didn’t even do anything. Okay…just gotta breathe…get some circulation down there…ah hell…
“Dude? You limping?”
Of all the guys that have to show up next. It’s this loudmouth, Rich.
“Yeah? So what if I am?”
“What happened…?”
“Just forget it, okay? Gimme my damn cart and lemme start my route.”
“Here ya go…but hey, you hear the news flying around?”
“What news?”
“There’s some pervert wandering around the elevators. You better look out man; he might have a thing for pretty boys too. Mwhaha!”
Great. Just great. What a way to start my morning. Not only do I get kicked in the nuts, I get stamped with the dubious title of ‘Resident Pervert’. Maybe I’ll just start using the damn stairs from now on, I need the exercise anyway.
January 20 2006, 11:01:16 UTC 6 years ago
*looks at hers*
.......
*goes to work on hers a bit more* XD
January 20 2006, 11:06:02 UTC 6 years ago
January 20 2006, 11:32:30 UTC 6 years ago
Well written. I followed very easily :D
By the by, I love your mood theme.
January 20 2006, 11:39:55 UTC 6 years ago
Thanks for reading and glad you like the mood theme. Another Champloo fan I see. ^^
January 20 2006, 12:05:42 UTC 6 years ago
M'yes, it's always fun to meet a fellow fan :)
January 20 2006, 12:06:41 UTC 6 years ago
January 20 2006, 14:59:21 UTC 6 years ago
January 23 2006, 02:05:09 UTC 6 years ago
hehe, I'm sure it was an accident *snicker*
I loved the "might have a thing for pretty boys too" LOL ^____^ this was very good.
January 23 2006, 17:45:36 UTC 6 years ago